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Jul 02
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Just put some ice on it. You’ll be fine.
Just put some ice on it. You’ll be fine.

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Jul 01
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Just for fun.

The first Google page from 1998, via the Wayback Machine.

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From the end of Carlin’s first HBO special back in 1977, right before he went into his “7 Words You Can’t Say on TV” routine. To make sure folks wouldn’t go crazy if they heard those 7 words, they also began the program with a lady reading a lengthy warning about the material to follow. How times have changed. Now, I don’t go 10 minutes without saying “cunt”.  
From the end of Carlin’s first HBO special back in 1977, right before he went into his “7 Words You Can’t Say on TV” routine. To make sure folks wouldn’t go crazy if they heard those 7 words, they also began the program with a lady reading a lengthy warning about the material to follow. How times have changed. Now, I don’t go 10 minutes without saying “cunt”.  

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Calling all technically proficient robbers!

My new flat-screen TV has more inputs than the Bunny Ranch!

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Jun 27
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How shit gets made.

As does anyone with taste, I hate-hated Rob Zombie’s Halloween, but if this news is right about a 4-and-a-half-hour long(!) documentary about the making of it being included in the next 3-disc set out this fall, I might have to pick it up. And then dump the disc with the movie on it in the trash.

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Jun 24
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Awesome in every way.

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Osama bin Cookie Monster? (via copyranter)
Osama bin Cookie Monster? (via copyranter)

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What an amazing trailer for a horrible, horrible movie.

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Jun 23
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A necessary evil

Also, before I forget, go here and build your own best man speech!

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Missed opportunity

This guy in front of me in line at Ralph’s asked the woman in front of him if he could borrow her Ralph’s card. Instead of handing over the actual item, she gave him his phone number that he could use. She then proceeded to leave the store, constantly looking behind her trying to give him the “call me, stud” look. He didn’t see her. After he gave the checkout clerk the number (and saved $10 in the process!) he handed her the piece of paper and told her to dispose of the number as he “didn’t want to take advantage of it”.

Pussy.

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If this poster’s any indication, this movie might be awesome. Then again, Halloween was so fucking atrocious I might have to wait for the reviews.
If this poster’s any indication, this movie might be awesome. Then again, Halloween was so fucking atrocious I might have to wait for the reviews.

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Homecoming

There is no better feeling than going home and seeing fellow high school classmates who have gotten enormously fat. Especially if they thought you were a dork. With that in mind, I am giving much consideration to making a special trip home next year for my 10-year high school reunion.

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Jun 16
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Home for the week, so posting will be light for those who care. In the meantime, contemplate this awesome photo.
cajunboy:

This picture defies explanation.
via flubby

Home for the week, so posting will be light for those who care. In the meantime, contemplate this awesome photo.

cajunboy:

This picture defies explanation.

via flubby

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