“Easy Living” by Billie Holliday
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“See Her Pee” by NOFX
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Tango ‘Til They’re Sore - Tom Waits
From this week’s ESPN The Magazine, that has the Angels ranked numero uno in “Ultimate Fan Experience” out of the 122 professional MLB, NHL, NBA, and NFL franchises:
Tickets to root-root-root for the 2009 Halos cost an average of just $20.05, and the total fan cost to attend an Angels game is the fifth lowest in MLB and 32% less than it costs to attend a Dodgers game. The team also has low-cost parking and concessions and the least-expensive caps in all of sports. Yet the Angels aren’t luring fans to the park on the cheap out of necessity: Since the start of the 2007 season, they’ve won 232 games, more than any MLB team except the Red Sox.
Not noted: Dodger Stadium is a shithole.
So, this sucks: I spent most of my Monday night working on
this until, inevitably, during a Google search to find some more creepy jesii, I stumbled upon
The Squishy Jesus Taxonomy blog, which does what I was attempting to do better, funnier, and with more interesting information. So yeah, go visit
that. It’s cool.