February 2012
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Plus, and this might be a more important aspect, condoms just look weird from an aesthetics standpoint. It all just looks misshapen and awkward, like the last piece of cow intestine a Lithuanian grandma’s trying to pack the rest of the cured pork into. And aren’t there laws about meat handling safety? Why, yes! As a matter of fact, I do have an opinion about mandatory condom use in...
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ALL that said: It’s probably still an appropriate time to address how we got into all of this mess, and the reason Planned Parenthood gets put in the crosshairs at all: Christians getting up in everybody’s sexual business.  You know that kindergarten bully who’d lose a game of basketball and then take that basketball, the only one lying around, and drop-kick it over the fence? That’s Christians...
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Andrew: There’s some group of white people that just want to say the N-word so bad. They write in, “What about this situation? What about that situation?” There’s so many times they ask permission to say it. Rick: That’s their little act of rebellion. Andrew: I’m shocked at how big a deal it is for people. Rick: There’s an element too of people just...
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But that’s just a bunch of stupid people getting rid of their stupid money, right? Serves them right, supporting a half-crazed nutball like that! In fact, I’m going to draw a line right here in this large bin of sand, so us brain-havers can step on one side of it. But hold up there, anyone who pays a tithing or drops a quarter in the collection plate, you stay on that side with Camping’s...
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“Pat Bowlen looked like a wire-haired terrier had kept him awake all night by...”
– You don’t have to know sports to appreciate this, but it helps.
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