Roger Ebert lays down all the reasons why one...

Sep 24th

Truth.

(I know some folks hate Ed’s singing, but it mostly seems like they’re reacting to the...

Sep 22nd

A sentence I stumbled upon today that I...

Christopher Hitchens represents conspiracy theories as the ‘exhaust fumes of...

Sep 19th

We May Be Fat, Stupid And Lazy But We Know...

Sep 18th

Interview with a Cultist!

I interviewed a guy who was in a cult. Hooray!

Sep 18th

The Grave Hunter

This is my profile of Stew Thornley, a man who has visited the graves of every Hall of Fame baseball...

Sep 15th

Every one of these I write comes from a place of Pure Truth.

Sep 13th

Watch

Freddy Bee 4’s “Can’t Take My Eyes Off You”: A video that is completely...

Sep 11th

Yes.

Sep 11th

Thank you, Wikipedia

This is, for whatever reason, what I stumbled onto today.

Sep 9th

In this article, I get to:

(1) Mention vampire-werewolves; (2) Make fun of the Lions; (3) Close with a joke about anal! Enjoy!...

Sep 9th

Sure, why not?

Why you should read this: But instead, the next sentence on the phone makes my sphincter clench...

Sep 3rd

A word I used today:

“Cuntsensus”

Sep 3rd

This. Is. Important.

Hey, look! I wrote something kind of good about the use of Journey’s “Don’t Stop...

Sep 1st