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Every one of these I write comes from a place of Pure Truth.

Every one of these I write comes from a place of Pure Truth.

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Sep 11
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Freddy Bee 4’s “Can’t Take My Eyes Off You”: A video that is completely “Lynchian”, but was made before David Lynch ever directed anything.

[via Boing Boing]

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Sep 09
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Thank you, Wikipedia

This is, for whatever reason, what I stumbled onto today.

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In this article, I get to:

(1) Mention vampire-werewolves;
(2) Make fun of the Lions;
(3) Close with a joke about anal!

Enjoy!

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Sep 03
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Sure, why not?

Why you should read this:

But instead, the next sentence on the phone makes my sphincter clench with rage.

Why you shouldn’t:

Everything else.

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A word I used today:

“Cuntsensus”

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Sep 01
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This. Is. Important.

Hey, look! I wrote something kind of good about the use of Journey’s “Don’t Stop Believin’” at sporting events! You should read it!

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Aug 31
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I cannot stop watching this. This is one of those things that will be posted on every social networking platform I am a part of, so if you’re friends with me, prepare yourself for the onslaught.

beekeeperssociety:

I feel this kid’s pain.
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Aug 29
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Hot David-on-David Action

I may have already linked this awhile back, but I just re-read David Foster Wallace’s “David Lynch Keeps His Head” — which, like all DFW essays, are pretty much about everything in the world — and it demands being re-linked. (re-lunk?) In any case, if you haven’t yet read it, here’s the somewhat-abridged version, complete with footnotes. A longer, way more complex, 66-page version of the essay can be found in A Supposedly Fun Thing I’ll Never Do Again but, apparently, nowhere online.

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