» Roger Ebert lays down all the reasons why one should be an alcoholic at some point in their lives.

Truth.

(I know some folks hate Ed’s singing, but it mostly seems like they’re reacting to the fact that his voice launched a thousand Nickelbacks, which is like hating “The Simpsons” because of “Family Guy” or “American Dad”.)

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A sentence I stumbled upon today that I completely agree with.

Christopher Hitchens represents conspiracy theories as the ‘exhaust fumes of democracy’, the unavoidable result of a large amount of information circulating among a large number of people.

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» We May Be Fat, Stupid And Lazy But We Know When We're Being Lied To By A Really Annoying Guy

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Interview with a Cultist!

I interviewed a guy who was in a cult. Hooray!

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This is my profile of Stew Thornley, a man who has visited the graves of every Hall of Fame baseball player ever. I’m actually really proud how this one turned out, shockingly, so if you have a moment please give it the once-over.

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