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Can someone please give Tom Oatmeal his own animated show already? tomoatmeal: I was shocked to see it on the Starbuck’s menu of all places, but for $2.95, how could I say no? I placed my order and moved over to the side. A few moments later, when the barista came around the counter with a beverage, she seemed surprised to find me lying on the floor, shirtless. “Uh…you ordered a steamer?” she asked, motioning to the drink in her hand. I was confused. “Wait. So this isn’t the one where you shit on my chest?” A few minutes later, I decided to try and give the beverage a try for the hell of it, but I had to be careful about how I brought it up to my face since I was still crying pretty hard.

Can someone please give Tom Oatmeal his own animated show already?

tomoatmeal:

I was shocked to see it on the Starbuck’s menu of all places, but for $2.95, how could I say no? I placed my order and moved over to the side.

A few moments later, when the barista came around the counter with a beverage, she seemed surprised to find me lying on the floor, shirtless.

“Uh…you ordered a steamer?” she asked, motioning to the drink in her hand.

I was confused. “Wait. So this isn’t the one where you shit on my chest?”

A few minutes later, I decided to try and give the beverage a try for the hell of it, but I had to be careful about how I brought it up to my face since I was still crying pretty hard.

  1. hexmark reblogged this from classics and added:
    Well-played sir!
  2. minabobina24 reblogged this from classics and added:
    If someone came into my store and did this,...would die from laughing so hard.
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  4. redolfobaronia reblogged this from classics and added:
    I hope I never have to deal with a customer like this. HAHA!
  5. classics reblogged this from fuckinnerd
  6. fuckinnerd reblogged this from tomoatmeal and added:
    new favorite tumblr.
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  9. rickish reblogged this from tomoatmeal and added:
    Can someone please...Tom Oatmeal his own animated show already?
  10. guy-bert reblogged this from cafficionado and added:
    Arrest me. I gave a lot of young girls in Unionville some seriously warm steamers.
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