Plus, and this might be a more important aspect, condoms just look weird from an aesthetics standpoint. It all just looks misshapen and awkward, like the last piece of cow intestine a Lithuanian grandma’s trying to pack the rest of the cured pork into. And aren’t there laws about meat handling safety?
Why, yes! As a matter of fact, I do have an opinion about mandatory condom use in porn. Why wouldn’t I?
