Following the trail of douchidity.

It’s already gone now, but there was a fantastic craigslist ad looking for a script. Here it is, saved for posterity in my Google Reader:

We are looking to shoot our 4th feature film, 11th total, and will have it completed by the end of the year to be a apart of our other 3 features for our campaign starting in February. The script should be atleast 80 pages, a murder mystery, one house, victorian, in and out, 5 - 8 characters, one man open being dead. Richard Ryan and Ox Films will make another classic with your script, guranteed and you will be apart of the Ox Films family. www.oxfilms.us

A quick Google and IMDB search takes us to this profile for Richard Ryan, a man who no doubt spends a good majority of his time updating his IMDB profile instead of, I don’t know, writing murder mysteries that take place in Victorian houses. Not only is his mini-biography not so mini, but he gives himself about 7 credits per movie he makes. Seeing as the weird guy from The Room has yet to get a follow-up off the ground, this here, everyone, might be our best hope for an Ed Wood. But judging by these amazing trailers, it’ll be with horrible sound equipment, shot in awful grainy video, and be a whole lot douchiery!